dinner talk

(At a pizza place, with Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman" playing in the background)

Jim: Why wouldn't she always be a woman?

Erin: No idea.

Jim: You'll always be a woman, right?

Erin: I was planning on having some man parts attached next week, but I can cancel if you'd like.

Jim: Please do.

Erin: Okie doke.

(Later during the meal)

Jim: (Licking a large meatball suggestively)

Erin: Would you like for me to explain the homosexual implications of that gesture to you?

Jim: (Putting meatball down) Please don't.

(Today over the phone)

Erin: I was wrong and you were right, I admit it.

Jim: I plan on reminding you of that every single day.

Erin: (silence)

Jim: Just kidding...hehe...hello?

Erin: Mmm-hmm.